Max got sheared

Ummm dad, those clippers you left us work a little too well. I was trying to trim a little off the back with those stinkin' things and ended up with him looking like Hitler from behind. How about a warning next time?!

I also kinda nicked just a wee bit off the top.

And I wasn't able to get rid of that rat's tail.

So much for my version of the Batman cut. I guess I'll stick to scissors.